Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Spring Preview Outtake

Spring Preview Outtake

In my most recent Spring Preview portrait post, I might have made it seem like the studio is not a fun place. but… …as you can see, if you give a hula hoop to some people and fun can’t not be had.


Sports Up Part 4! …and a little bit about the “other” image.

Sports Up Part 4! ...and a little bit about the "other" image.

For last year’s Manchester Valley football preview photo illustration the football player scheduled to ride the horse in full football regalia wasn’t too used to horse riding. So… he had a stunt double fill in. I was sworn to secrecy. I wasn’t allowed to tell who the actual rider is. So… let your imaginations go [...]


Player of the Year outtakes

Player of the Year outtakes

Outtake: sign of a strong friendship

Outtake: sign of a strong friendship

While I was testing my lights/figureing out which wrestling move to showcase, Bubba Mullens’s foot wound up in Mark Colabucci’s nostril. Mark was pissed. rightfully so. I was worried the mood on “set” was going to be testy and short. But these guys have wrestled and been friends for a long long time. Bubba — [...]


10am Update: How To Trim A Lamb

Learning how to groom a lamb is part of the curriculum of the 2005 Baltimore County 4-H Lamb Grant Project. Lisa Wheeler, project leader from Whitehall, right, supervises Juliana Buckman while she trims a lamb’s hoof Wednesday June 22, 2005 at Green’s Lamb farm in Whitehall. The 10am Update is a (somewhat) regular blog feature [...]


Dogs Dogs Dogs

A super costume wins the costume contest for Como, 3, during the Columbia Association’s first Welcome Event of the year, Dog Day Afternoon held at Hopewell Park in Columbia Saturday, April 17, 2010. Como, a rescue boxer, was shown by his owner Jody Stacoffe, from Elkridge. I was not excited about the high noon sun [...]


10am Update: Chocolate Mouthed Duckpin Bowlers

Sara Heubeck, age 3, left, grabs one of the tiny duckpin bowing balls before methodically droping it onto the alley. Reveling in the means, she fails to pay attention to the ends, resulting in 5 or 6 stalled bowling balls mid-lane. Her sister Viviann, right, performs a graceful split in her socks after launching her [...]


10am Update: I heart snow.

This is from December, 2008. Jess drew the heart, and our upstairs neighbor’s dog, Josh, was looking to make some yellow snow. I just got my new full-frame D700 and I was making as many night photos as possible. The drawback — which doesn’t really bother me in this image — is that all my [...]


10am Update: Don’t Step to This, part dos!

10am Update: Don't Step to This, part dos!

Here’s part one. No no no. that’s not blood. Nick bleeds


10am Update: Stormtrooper

10am Update: Stormtrooper

This is what I said: ”Oh f’n my God!  —   Nick!  I’ll have to call you back. There’s a Storm Trooper walking down the Avenue.” As always, this is my 10am update — good stuff from my archives.


“We’re trying to hit that blue building over there.”

"We're trying to hit that blue building over there."

Dewayne Evans hits golf balls with his dad William Evans, and uncle William Evans, both out of frame, at Central City Park under an ominous sky mid afternoon Wednesday November 19, 2003. When asked what they were doing, Dewayne responded, “We’re trying to hit that blue building over there.” Up to that point, none of [...]


Don’t Step to this!

Don't Step to this!

(L-R) Marty Day, Nick Borkowicz, and (cough cough) Me. This was shot this back in May, 2006. We got a wild hair up our asses one night. cheap sunglasses, headbands, and novelty gold medals… boom! Believe it or not, the structure behind us is — check this out — made of styrofoam!!!!! Marty’s step dad [...]


Test Shot

Test Shot

If no one else is around, this is how I sometimes test out my lighting set up. Truth be told, I had a fun Maryland Family shoot article about old wives tales, specifically about how childrens’ faces are threatened to “stick.”


Lil’ Graduates

Lil' Graduates

C.J. Mosley, 6, takes a sniff of his graduation balloons during a Forbush Therapeutic Preschool graduation ceremony Friday, August 14, 2009 where only he and his classmate Nikiea Moore, 5, featured below, are the only


Updataganza is over!

Updataganza is over!

Well… sorta. This ceramic Chicken and her chicks, for some reason, signify the end of this ridiculous rant of hourly blog updates. I still have a ton of photos to post from the past. So, I’m going to make a 10AM update a regular addition to my blog. Thanks for looking if you have, and [...]


Monica’s Birthday Party

Monica's Birthday Party

We celebrated Monica’s


100% deserve booty

100% deserve booty

Welcome

Welcome

Julia Child

Julia Child

Historic actor Mary Ann Jung, from Arnold, MD, performed a


Tongue

Tongue

Drew. Snow. Bird.

Drew. Snow. Bird.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It’s like Drew is saying “SUCK IT 2009!”


Cubanas.

Cubanas.

Mustached Monica at


Double Guns!

Double Guns!

Laurel Police Sgt. Randy Snearly and Pfc. Theresa Kelliher are part of the department’s new Segway-trained officers Tuesday, October 13, 2009. The police department now has a fleet of five segways which max out at 12.5 mph for up to 24 miles, which can outrun and outlast almost any criminal on the run.


A few of us got together…

A few of us got together...

and had a caaaaa-RRRRazzzy photo shoot. …for