Posts Tagged ‘funny’

For AARP Bulletin: The Faces of Social Security …and then some.

Dr. Timothy Modlin, Social Security Recipient

AARP Bulletin DOP Michael Wichita called me up a few months ago — actually, while I was in Denver for Geekfest – needing an in-house mock up made so he could pitch an illustration idea to his bosses for a big story they’re doing on the kind of people who use Social Security. He needed it [...]


Messy Portraits of Kids Eating

Margot eating lunch

Making messy portraits of kids …or whoever!


For The New York Times: Extreme Toilet Cleaning

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Bethesda home organizer and interior designer Sally Carle shows how to destroy toilet germs, while staying green, for a New York Times story.


What in the world is wrong with me?

Self Portrait

When practicing a new lighting set up turns juvenile!


The El Mateo!

Self Portrait

The El Mateo! Luchador mask courtesy of the limited edition “Weird Sports” book by Sol Neelman.


City Sparrow Aprons by Kristen Rigney

City Sparrow

What better way to sell aprons than to set stuff on fire, right?


25th Annual D.C. High Heel Drag Queen Race

DC Drag Queen High Heel Race, 2011

Dozens of drag queens raced down 17th Street, between P and S Streets NW near DuPont Circle Tuesday October 25th, 2011. The race is 25 years old! How’s that for stick-to-it-ive-ness? While you’re looking through the photos, I want y’all to play a game. It’s kinda like “Where’s Waldo,” but we’re gonna call it


Nick’s getting married!: The Nerdiest Bachelor Party, pt. 1

Nick's Bachelor Party

Three words: NERF GUN BATTLE!


I’m on The Image Deconstructed this week!

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In case y’all haven’t heard of The Image Deconstructed blog, it’s an amazing resource! It deals with photographers’ mental processes & as a whole, gives insite into how photographers think — and sometimes feel — when they’re making pictures. It’s the brain child of Ross Taylor, who — and it should go without saying — [...]


Geekfest 2011, pt. 6!

Denver

This is it. This is the last Geekfest-specific post from Denver. For a recap, here are


Kevin Martin! You Rapscallion!

Geekfest 2011

After Kevin Martin was bested by a prank spearheaded by Bettina Hansen he gets a scrap of revenge. …He’s loved.


Geekfest 2011, Part 5!

Geekfest 2011

This Geekfest post is, by far, the MOST energetic. Up top, we got luchadores throwing hadouken blasts. Below, there’s evidence of the infamous Kevin Martin prank… and


Kevin Martin… You’re Under Arrest!

Geekfest 2011

Stephen Michaels… A Serious Man

Stephen Michaels

This is Stephen Michaels. He’s probably one of my favorite people.


Mom and Rick

Mom and Rick ...with a bag over his head.

Since I’ve been in Atlanta I’ve been wanting to make a portrait of Rick and Mom for her Birthday — which is TODAY!!! August 17th!!! Happy Birthday, Mom! They got married last summer, and I really like Rick. He’s a great guy, wonderful to my mom, and they make each other happy. They get each [...]


Sunday Fun Day w/ Luceo’s David Walter Banks & Kendrick Brinson!

Sunday Funday with David Walter Banks and Kendrick Brinson

This is the third and final (and most fun) installment from the backyard photoshoots featuring Luceo photographers Kendrick Brinson & David Walter Banks. David has a “non-photo friend” in Ashville who sends him weekly photo challenges. They showing off how crazy their weekends were via photo texts. They call this little escapade, “Sunday Fun Day.” [...]


Dr. Logan King, Equine Vet

Dr. Logan King, Equine Vet

Dr. Logan King, Equine Veterinarian, and I are long time college friends. — which is surprising considering I forgot his name the first three, maybe four, times we met. Luckily I redeemed myself by remembering every other fact about him. He’s valedictorian of his high school, pre-vet, loves grindcore. …I even remembered the layout of [...]


After 33 years I’m Still A Kid

Act Your Age! 33rd Birthday Self Portrait

Instead of crashing on someone’s couch or …worse yet, a bathtub, for my 33rd birthday in Athens, GA, I decided to spring for a hotel room at the Holiday Inn Saturday, August 6, 2011. So, while I was waiting for Logan King and Melissa Holmes to get ready for dinner, I made some …uh, self [...]


The Maryland Zoo is Full of Weirdos.

The Baltimore Zoo

Fun with anthropomorphism at the Maryland Zoo.


Neil Hamburger at the Ottobar

Neil Hamburger Headlining at the Ottobar

Neil Hamburger Last night (March 14, 2011) The Ottobar hosted a night of comedy, featuring Neil Hamburger, Kenny “K-Strass” Strasser, “Major Entertainer” Mike H, and comedy duo Dan and Alex. aaaaaand I went! — with my friend Monica. It was HILARIOUS! As I’m sure you’ve noticed… I brought my camera, too. When making pictures at [...]


Blake Andrews’: PISSED!

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Flag-laden Simon Penning, age 19, from Guilford, MD, middle, joins other Preakness-goers and uses the cracks in between the the wheelchair accessible portable toilets to urinate. Infrequent rains, beer, and urine, made this particular part of the infield muddier and more pungent than other areas. Blake Andrews recently made a really good and insightful (well, [...]


The Ghost Snow Cat of My Backyard

Neighbor Cats

I wanted to make a time lapse video of the snow piling up  in my backyard (don’t judge me) and look who wanted to be in it? Keep posted for the time lapse video AND for more photos of the neighborhood alley cats. God! I sound like such a lame-o! time lapse…? cat photos…? Whatever. That [...]


A new Christmas Experience.

Christmas Day

For the last four years I’ve spent Christmas Day with my girlfriend Jess and her family. And it’s soooo weird to me. You see, I’m an only child. And I was raised by a single mom. …and, to an extent, my grandparents. For a while, my mom and I actually lived with grandparents and my [...]


My Best “Runts” of 2010 pt. 3

Why oh why do I love this picture? Everything about this shoot makes me roll my eyes. First of all, I’m breaking one of my cardinal rules! I HATE HATE HATE making portraits of people holding books, or whatever it is the writer decides the story is also about. So, I don’t do it. If [...]


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